Oscars 2019 Red Carpet Fashion Review

February 25, 2019
As someone who either wears leggings or sweatpants every living minute of my life, it seemed obvious that I had the right to judge celebrities who make more money than I could even imagine. So, by (un)popular demand, here is the 2019 fashion review!
Most Likely to be a Ferrero Rocher Wrapper: Danai Gurira


Most Likely to Be a Disco Ball: J-Lo


Most Likely to have me question, “Is it just me or does this kind of look like a fish?”: Emma Stone
Talk about being a catch!


Business in the Front, Party in the Back? No, now it’s, business on the bottom, party on the top…: Rachel Weisz


Most Likely to be confused with a Loofa: 3-Way-Tie Between Gemma Chan, Linda Cardellini, and Kacey Musgraves




Strongest Resemblance to the Graphic Design on a Water Bottle: Amatus Sami-Karim

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I… I Don’t Understand…: Sarah Paulson


Should Have Worn the Meat Dress: Lady Gaga


Most in Need of a Step Stool: Lisa Bonet when standing next to Karl Lagerfeld

What’s the Big Deal? Scottish guys have been wearing skirts to every occasion! (Don’t fact-check that.): Billy Porter


Shoulder Pads Like Hillary Clinton: Charlize Theron
HRC would be proud.


Most Likely to Be a Curtain in my Grandma’s House: Maya Rudolph
“Oh so thats what happened to them!” – My Grandma
Best Suit: Tommy Hilfiger


Once again, Scottish guys already had plaid locked down!
My Favorite of the Night: Melissa McCarthy and Brian Tyree Henry with a pretty understated look

My ACTUAL Favorites: Amandla Stenberg, Marina de Tavira, Awkwafina, Letitia Wright












